- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

YOU

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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