A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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