If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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