- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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