- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Where's the soap?

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

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