You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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