- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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