- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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