- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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