- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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