- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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