- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

Womans baksetball...

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Wolfjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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