What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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