- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

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