what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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Where's my tractor?

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Do the roar!

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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