Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Racial Equality

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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