whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

I think everybody should have a penis.

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