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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

One time i was sitting down

what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Dude man, I'm high...

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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