Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Knock, Knock.. Whose there? Its the Census Man!!

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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