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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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