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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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