What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

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Male leadership.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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