In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

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Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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