Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

my egg roll

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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