- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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