- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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