- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??