- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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