What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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sky silverstein

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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