- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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