Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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