- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus