why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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