yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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