- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

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