- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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