- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A terrorist robs a walrus.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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