So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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A pope meets another one

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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