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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What is older than history?

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

Nobody cares maddie!

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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