- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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