- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Where's my baby??

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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