Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Japanese study of the stereotypical Italian under scientifical environment: Japanese: Test one: Hello! Italian: AHAHA HOHOO! WHOPPIE! ME IS MARIO MARIO I AM MAGIC MUSHROOM EATING PLUMBER! I AMMA GONNA JUMP ON YOU (AND gRAPE YOU!) Japanese: ACTIVATE FLAMETHROWERS GET! Italian: AHAHAHAHAHOOOOOOOOOOO! Japanese: OMG ITALIAN IS STRONG! ACTIVATE TRAP DOOR! ITALIAN: *falls down door* MAMA MIA! OH NOH! Japanese: Puh! BEWARE OF ITALIAN STEREOTYPE! Experiment two:Japanese experiment with in actual Italia: Japanese: Hello Mr Itali... Italian: Are you looking at me? Japanese: Uh well I... Italian: ARE YOU LOOKING AT MEEE? WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO LOOK ME IN THE EYES EH? Japanese: Balls? Uh my mother when she gave birth to... Italian: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS TO TALK TO ME! ITALIANS ARE DANGEROUS!

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

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