Why is this joke funny It isn't

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

can you touch your toes? no

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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a black man pays his child support

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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