- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

David Cameron

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What comes after 69? 70

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Boy: what to hear a joke? girl: sure. Boy: woman rights.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

snowglobe

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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