- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

A penis walks into a bar..

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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