what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

Ol-ive

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

j.p. is dumb

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

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