- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Kids, your mother and I thought we should tell you this now... You know our dog sparky? Well he... was actually Osama bin Laden and is now dead!

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

David Cameron

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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