Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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