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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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