A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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