- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Chick Norris... Enough said

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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