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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what did one computer say to the other .........

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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