- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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