- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Why did the chicken commit suicide? Because the numerous failed attempts of crossing over the years deemed it almost impossible, therefore, chicken could no longer see the point in life.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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