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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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