- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

what did one computer say to the other .........

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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