- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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