Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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