- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A lot eh?

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

You are joking right?

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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