Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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