- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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