Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A guy walks into a bar

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

one stop shop

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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