some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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