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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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