- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

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