whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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