How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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