Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

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What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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