why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What is the difference between a urologist and a can of chili? One is hot and spicy, and the other analyzes urine.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

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Your Mama's so fat she can't fit into a toy car!

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

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Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

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