whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Oracle horacle, you big bloated boracle!

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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