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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Get up Look in the mirror

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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